The waiver · read it, then sign it

Permission
to Scam Me

Somewhere in the next 30 days, we are coming for you.

A phone call. A text. A recruiter who loves your profile. A buyer who's very motivated. A delivery that needs "one quick confirmation." You won't know when. You won't know which one. That's the point — real ones don't make appointments either.

The rules are simple

  1. You opt in. Nothing starts until you sign. (It's in our name. We take it literally.)
  2. We run one social-engineering attempt on you within 30 days, through a channel you approve below.
  3. Catch it — say the safeword to our operator — and you go on the Wall of the Unscammable. Permanent. Public. Bragging rights included.
  4. Get got — and nothing bad happens. No money moves. No real credentials are ever taken; the moment you comply, we reveal, immediately. What you get instead is The Debrief: a timestamped breakdown of exactly which levers we pulled, in what order, and the precise second you stopped deciding and started complying.
Most people think the debrief is the consolation prize.
It's the product.

The agreement, in plain English

This is the actual thing you're signing. No lawyer voice.

Approved channels — check what you dare, and give us the handle

We'll only ever try you on the channels you checked. You can add or drop channels by re-signing.

Think you'll catch it? Prove it. Take the 6-minute baseline first — it tells you which lever we'll probably use on you. We'll use a different one.

Signed · consent recorded
You're in.

The clock started. Sometime in the next 30 days, on a channel you approved, we'll come for you. You won't know when.

When it happens, the safeword is:

CUT THE STRINGS

Say it and you make the Wall. Miss it and you keep the debrief. Either way, you walk away sharper.

Change your mind? Withdraw your consent in one click → No questions, no guilt trips. (Guilt trips are Module 4.) Or email us.

Warm up — take the baseline →